The Infinite Lasagna Theory 

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.

"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"

The Infinite Lasagna Theory by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020

The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem

The Infinite Rule 34 theorem states that a person, for an infinite amount of time, will have the Rule 34 adage apply to themselves. This also applies to Rule 63 of the internet.

Your time is ticking, The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem always applies.

The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem by Fascist Face January 11, 2021

The Infinite Monkey Theorem 

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

The Infinite Monkey Theorem by Azshara October 7, 2020

The Infinite Shitter Paradox 

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.

"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."

The Infinite Shitter Paradox by bingledebop April 2, 2022

cock of the infinite 

A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners

Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo

cock of the infinite by Wild Thang April 23, 2004

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness

hey, guy who wrote definition above this one!!!! THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO SPELL "MELLON COLLIE" if you are as you say over-obsessed with the pumpkins...you should know how to spell Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness! But anyway kickass album, essential listening.

Hey jackass, your stupid!

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness by Druinn November 30, 2004

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness

Greatest Smashing Pumpkins Album. Actually its the Greatest album period.

Highlights on this album:
Thru the eyes of the Ruby
Porcelina of the Vast Oceans
Thirty-Three
Tonight, Tonight
1979
XYU
Bullet With Butterfly Wings


Some people say that Gish is the best. While there both good, MCIS is better, but Gish is a close second

Over-obsessed with this band, which isnt a bad thing. Listen to this album. Now

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness by Sp Fan June 10, 2004