The Grift is Real

The beautiful pureness of extracting as much money as possible from otherwise delusional cult-like followers on the basis of completely false premise and intentional deception.

Of course a charismatic and criminal NY Real Estate turned Reality Show host could create a massively powerful, revenue generating political corruption machine. Welcome to the evolution of groupthink, mind-fuck, ‘I want to believe’ divisive human behavior manipulation: The Grift is Real.

The Grift is Real by YAWA September 9, 2023

Mastering the gift 

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

Mastering the gift by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

Riding the Griffin by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

the gift of gab 

some with the ability to hold an engaging conversation with nearly every person they encounter.

Michael O'Shaughnnessy cannot go anywhere without making a friend - he has the gift of gab.

the gift of gab by buttermilkmeeks August 24, 2016

shoot the gift

To apply the gift of gab, performing lyrical miracles, or (somewhat less commonly) talking people into doing what one wants. Occasionally both at once.

When I meet a bitch, I bust that Jedi Mind Trick, and I shoot the gift till dat ass hits my fist.

shoot the gift by buttcheeks_mcgee June 29, 2009

school for the gifted 

A phrase stated whenever a person incorrectly pushes or pulls on a door that only moves in the other direction, thus it must be pulled or pushed, respectively. Originates from the Far Side cartoon.

Haha, school for the gifted.

school for the gifted by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

The gift that keeps on giving 

A person, object, place, or thing that is constantly full of surprises and never fails to impress, giving happiness, joy, or providing endless entertainment.

"You two are literally the gift that keeps on giving, like I can never get bored of you."

The gift that keeps on giving by Lord Kinkster January 31, 2021