The down lowest 

A term coined by correctional psychiatrists in Chicago, IL to describe the practice of middle-aged, closeted gay men of lower socioeconomic status (SES) who cruise local forest preserves, pausing to back their cars into parking spaces while listening to Polish Club Music before generating powerful pheromones which are detectable by the desperate at a distance of 5Km.
This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.

H: "Dr. Smith lost it all after they put that kiddie porn charge on him. They seized his assets, the trophy wife left, and now he's driving a Pinto."

L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?"

H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest."

L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions."

H: "You're so concrete."

The down lowest by sophiataavi December 18, 2012

the down and dirty 

The real deal; the true story; what's really going down; what's happening behind the scene.

"Here's the down and dirty." "What he's telling you is the down and dirty."

the down and dirty by free_me July 6, 2006

The Down With Cis Bus 

A bus from a Tumblr post full of cis haters that kill cis people.

Oh my, it's The Down With Cis Bus. Trans rights!

The Down With Cis Bus by Sandyuwu May 12, 2022

the down dog 

when the male ejaculates downwards into his own hands and then poor's the sperm out of his hands into his mouth,and then bird feeds it into his wife's vagina and then the male licks the sperm into her vagina.

"last night i did the down dog to my wife until she threw up all over herself! "

the down dog by nubby gubby January 16, 2018

The Down Stairs Neighbor 

A lonely miserable bastard who lives in silence and his own filth. Angry at the world, and particularly his kick ass neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. Often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. Is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a pussy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick ass neighbors. Can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin' a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
Oh yeah. And he's a virgin.

"The Down Stairs Neighbor is creeping around the back porch again...."

The Down Stairs Neighbor by ExcessivePartyAnimals February 4, 2010

The Down-Rigger

The act of taking your partner fishing, only looking for an extra catch. As you are fucking your partner, you catch a fish on the other end of the line. right as you are about to cum, you pull the fish out of the water and shoot your load on the fish. Then proceed to slap your partner across the face with the catch of the day.

Dan, "I took Brittany out fishing yesterday."

Tom, "Yeah, how did that go?"

Dan, " Well i showed her The Down-Rigger!"

The Down-Rigger by Jerry Casper July 1, 2010

The down-and-back

When someone giving a blowjob in 69 position slides down into the reverse cowgirl.

The 69 was amazing enough, then she did the down-and-back and it basically blew my mind.

The down-and-back by jackwagon39 October 15, 2015