Employee 2: "I know! I wish someone warned him, then he would not have injured himself!"
Usually used in instances involving fun festivities underway in the front room, such as PS3, XBox or other metal box of giggles, where fail victim must leave the presence of the untainted, for he is not worthy.
A recent phenomena, 'stairs' has often been linked with the older, more-established phrase 'Taxi for ____'
Stairs for Lee.