Reinventing the Dildo 

1: Calling a preexisting sexual position/sexual act by a nonconventional name.

2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.

Ex. 1:

Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!

Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.

Ex. 2:

Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??

Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.

Reinventing the Dildo by Happenstances August 26, 2012

Day of the Dildo 

A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.

Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”

Day of the Dildo by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

between the dildo store and the crematorium 

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

between the dildo store and the crematorium by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

The dildo boots 

Dildo boots were first pictured in some cheezy 'club' pr0n mag. Nuthand made dildo boots famous. When trying to replicate the dildo boot you will need to ensure that you use black pattent leather, and the dildo should protrude off the rear of the boot.

"Max and granville are fighting over who gets to wear the dildo boots again!"

The dildo boots by lg June 14, 2004

between the crematorium and the dildo shop 

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.

"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."

between the crematorium and the dildo shop by lena danvers November 11, 2020

Spin the Dildo 

An adult game played by 4 or more people above the age of 18, where a rubber dildo is put on a table and spinned around by the "Player" where as the person who it lands on is the "Victim". The Player then has intercourse with the Victim. This goes on until everyone in the group has all the sexual diseases that the others have. This is a popular game in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.

Man: Oh boy! Did you see that girls ass?
Mans Friend: Oh yeah! I'd love to play spin the dildo with her!

Spin the Dildo by Cmkanimous November 6, 2008

the delio 

the deal

what's the delio, yo?

the delio by person yo-yo February 26, 2003