Top Definition
Dildo boots were first pictured in some cheezy 'club' pr0n mag. Nuthand made dildo boots famous. When trying to replicate the dildo boot you will need to ensure that you use black pattent leather, and the dildo should protrude off the rear of the boot.
"Max and granville are fighting over who gets to wear the dildo boots again!"
by lg June 14, 2004

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