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The Brian Jonestown Massacre 

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.
The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.
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The Brian Jonestown Massacre 

One of the greatest bands known to ever grace god's green earth. Over their rocky history their has been over 40 members in the band, including the lead singer of Dead Meadow, Black Rebel Motorcycle Gang, and The Outcrowd. They play a mixture of shoegaze and 60s revival psychedelic rock which will blow your mind. Their lead singer and band nebulous is Anton Newcombe, a musical genius who has struggled through countless drug addictions. Recently the rockumentary DIG! was made about their history.
The Brian Jonestown Massacre is greatest band on earth. period.

The Brian Wilson 

Is when you do a handstand and shit on yourself.
Hey bro, did u just do the Brian Wilson while eating?
The Brian Wilson by sanfranchic December 16, 2008

The Brian Effect 

A moment of absurd idiocy, usually in large quantities of nonsense, particularly found in high ranking individuals during everyday tasks
*Shaun instead of dealing with the divorce, gave his credit card to his cheating ex wife* "The Brian Effect"

The Brian Peppers Experience 

Noun. This term is used for any incidence of molestation or rape, usually dealing with small boys. It's a phrase that can be used in any everyday conversation, as long as you are under the age of 8.

Brian Peppers is feared around the world, it's no wonder there's a term named after him.
"Mom, I had "The Brian Peppers Experience" today, he said he didn't want you to know I've been playing video games at his house all week. He made me a cool drink, and that's all I remember!"

The Brian Wilson 

The act of dancing with one leg out in front, right hand on the head, bent at the waist, and moving your head, waist, and leg in a circular motion
"We went out to the club and I impressed everyone with the Brian Wilson"
The Brian Wilson by smushsmush25 August 22, 2011

The Brian Williams 

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.
Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
The Brian Williams by Archanimal February 8, 2015