2 definitions by Jeremey Dawson
The act of crushing a man's testicles to give yourself or the recipient immense sexual pleasure. Nutcrackers and cymbals may also be used if the "CJer" cannot execute the technique properly. WARNING!!! One can be involuntarily crushed by having sexual intercourse with a woman weighing over five hundred pounds.
Come on honey, please give me a crush-job. I bought you a special pair of cymbals...
Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.
Dude, don't have sex with that porker... she might accidentally crush job you.
by Jeremey Dawson May 16, 2008
One of the greatest bands known to ever grace god's green earth. Over their rocky history their has been over 40 members in the band, including the lead singer of Dead Meadow, Black Rebel Motorcycle Gang, and The Outcrowd. They play a mixture of shoegaze and 60s revival psychedelic rock which will blow your mind. Their lead singer and band nebulous is Anton Newcombe, a musical genius who has struggled through countless drug addictions. Recently the rockumentary DIG! was made about their history.
by Jeremey Dawson November 5, 2007