the bale 

Being incredibly awkward around a girl until the point where one is irresistible

He pulled the bale last night, and she sucked his pee pee

the bale by ANEGPI January 5, 2010

Move The Bale v1

The actual worst Juice WRLD song that has ever been shown, the song was sold by Kinnon & Jowy for 15k and everyone wanted to officially kill themself. Especially the Juice WRLD Server 'Juice Archive' with owners jb30 and Mop.

Person 1 Yo, have you heard that new leak Move The Bale v1, its pretty ass
Person 2 Yeah I have that shit is so terrible Jowy should be arrested

Move The Bale v1 by hmmmisinlovewithbenjamin December 29, 2025

kick the hay bale 

A saying related to chill friends chilling out. This is mostly a rural turn of phrase, but it's catching on in the cities to.

Hey gal, want to kick the hay bale tonight?

kick the hay bale by Terry Ogre March 2, 2010

The Curse of Gareth Bale 

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

The Curse of Gareth Bale by Master_D October 22, 2020