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on the babies 

A phrase often used to affirm or agree to something, or guarantee it'll happen. On the 'babies', as in, on your children, or all children in general. Similar to 'on god', or, 'on my mama'.
Carter: Hey Sam, did you like the new Rocky movie?
Sam: ON THE BABIES, that shit was fly as fuck.
on the babies by cbomwhitemystery December 31, 2018

murderize the babies 

This is a humorous expression when pets play too rough.
Tiger and Fluffy were rough, so l feared when they wrestled the kittens they might murderize the babies!

Taste the Babies

A gentlemanly way to announce your about to bust your nut in her hungry mouth.
Carl grabbed the back of her head and yelled Taste the babies bitch.

Eat the babies! 

A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.

Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.

It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.

A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.

How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"

The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.

My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!

Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"

Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!

Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.

Burping the Babies 

After a man has finished ejaculating, he squeezes the last bit of sperm out of his dick and slaps himself on the ass a few times to make sure it all comes out.
Austin: I been so lonely lately I’ve been burping the babies every night.

Logan: L

Right in the babies 

A term used to reference the genital area on a man or woman
Man: *gets hit in the willy*
Woman: Oh damn, right in the babies