the Ruble
The boy and the mom were sitting at dinner, and the boy talked back to the mom, so she gave him the Ruble and then he shut up.
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where the rubber meets the road
The moment of truth of something.
An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.
where the rubber meets the road by OVilla1000 August 17, 2012
tickling the rubber
tickling the rubber by shakaberry May 15, 2010
keep the rubber side down
keep the rubber side down by wiggyfish October 23, 2008
Stretch the rubber band
This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.
Stretch the rubber band by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013
Ring around the Rubber
The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.
This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.
This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.
This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.
Ring around the Rubber by jaymax45 January 15, 2011
The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant
The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.
I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.
The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant by elAWESOMOR February 16, 2015