3 definitions by jaymax45
While you are anywhere other than a bathroom, you have to deficate so bad that your fecal matter starts coming out of your ass. In essence your crap is poking out of your ass like a turtle's head.
by jaymax45 April 7, 2011
The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.
This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.
This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.
This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.
by jaymax45 January 14, 2011
Man, I went to the castro district in San Francisco once, and I saw these two guys in the alley. One guy with a moustache was giving head to the other. Total push broom action.
by jaymax45 January 11, 2011