the "Wilke"

while having sex with your partner from behind and pulling your hands away from her hips slowly enough so that she doesn't really notice and then making face goggles with your hands. all the while trying not to laugh or get caught doing it and never telling her you did it

taking one hand off, then the other, then putting them up to your face. make a circle with your thumb and fore finger into a circle, put your middle finger, ring finger and pinkie around your jaw bone and tiwst your arms up to make hand goggles and a mask. all the while trying not to laugh histerically You have then achieved the "Wilke"

by dont get caught! July 4, 2011

Wilks

Not handing in any coursework

Taking any excuse for staying off school
Being a lazy twat

Person 1: You hand in your history coursework?
Person 2: I did a wilks...
Person 1: your pathetic...

by The Coursework Avoider January 11, 2011

the wilks

apsolute weapon, clicks his finger and makes all women die of orgasm, there has only ever been one might Wilks who shall not be named.

I wish i was like The Wilks back in the day!

by markforfillyourdreams January 4, 2018

Wilke

A fat-ass that likes to jerk off in the corner during large parties.

Dude did you see Wilke last friday night?

by stosandputgay March 26, 2009

wilk

Tea without the teabag! Just hot water and milk (add sugar if you like) For those people wanting a hot drink, bored with endless tea and coffee at work, or just too tight to splash out on hot chocolate.

I would like a cup of wilk please.

by Croline June 11, 2011

wilking

Using any equipment that doesn't make sense to you.

I was totally wilking in the lab today.

by ProfStretchy February 5, 2018

wilkes

sexy punk birch

that chick is a wilkes!

by dan da man May 19, 2003