The softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve.
by badass757 May 9, 2006
Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.
by SangiPlaysTennis April 13, 2016
What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.
Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
by chris7ian November 30, 2010
by yohan :) November 18, 2010
The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.
by FecalxxRampage April 15, 2009
The act of taking a shit.
by JustAsillyGoose32 January 30, 2011
During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.
by opeake January 19, 2020