shit

South Harmon Institute of Technology

In the movie Accepted,the fake college was called shit

by Samkid December 23, 2006

and shit

an addition to what your saying.

I bought my shoes today and shit.

by Ro August 31, 2004

No Shit

A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.

Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"

by i am so cool. November 18, 2004

With the shits

1: With it. Being trendy.
2: Staying strapped, or carrying a firearm.
3: On practice, on point.
4 something abnormal.

1: “Are you with the shits?” “Hell yeah. These new Jordan's got me fresh to death.”
2: “Aye. You with the shits?” “Yessir.”
3: *does something cool* “You really are with the shits today.”
4: (rando on twitter) You ever see something so off yo shit(s) you pass away for a minute? *link to a weird image*

by razberrywaffle May 24, 2020

Shit

Usually is a stronger word for crap, or it can be used to explain things that are screwed up.

Man, this is shit cuz it doesn't make sense and is freakin baloney.

by AdomC April 11, 2015

Shit

A pastey brown waste that's released from the anus to make a person feel better.

Chad took a Shit on Kiersten's pussy rubbed his dick in it then made her lick it off!

Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night!

Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!

by SlopNChop December 25, 2016

No shit

US Army slang with multiple meanings depending on the inflexion used, two of the commonest are:-

a) Are you giving me the facts?
b) I am telling you the absolute truth!

Get your gear together, there's been an attack on Headquarters and we're goin' out to hunt Charlie!
No shit?
No shit!

by Croatalin November 7, 2013