A club dedicated to answering meaningless questions whose answers you'll probably never have to know for the rest of your life. Seriously, that's the whole game. Most of the answers will be known if you pay attention AT ALL in ANY of your classes. Michiganders are arguably the best at Quiz Bowl. Most Quiz Bowl practices (because a sport of this magnitude requires afterschool practices) are usually all of the team members sitting around cracking stupid jokes and answering the questions with whatever comes to their heads. However, Quiz Bowl is very worthwhile because you can miss a whole day for a match. Most students call Quiz Bowlers "nerds" or "geeks." However, you don't have to be smart at all to join Quiz Bowl, you just have to know random information. Unfortunately, being on the Quiz Bowl team is NOT a bragging right at all, since you will undoubtedly be mocked if you ever let it slip that you're part of it.
The Quiz Bowl team made it to states undefeated. However, their high school was too busy paying attention to the losing basketball team to acknowledge this achievement.
by Noraneko July 10, 2010
A club full of gigglers that is temporarily canceled on the national level. Soon to be replaced by DECA jeopardy, this event is composed of elite teams who answer elite questions about the business and specifically marketing world. These teams are comprised of super funny, sexy, and just all around awesome people who you probably fall in love with. DECA romances are most common in this event, seeing qb'ers aforementioned are just so awesome. They tend to trade up in the romance department. Owen J. Roberts is undoubtably the greatest and most supreme quiz bowl team to walk this planet. Moon, while putting a valiant effort, it is apparent that they actually suck and should just give up. In fact, the only place they could win quiz bowl is on the actual moon, which we all know is desolate. Just for a fun fact, white hair is not, and will never be, a true hair color.
Quiz Bowl has a very challenging variety of questions:
Q: To maintain a healthy diet, one should eat fruit and ______.
A: Vegetables
Q: ______ leaders are priced below retail price to attract customers.
A: Loss
Q: To maintain a healthy diet, one should eat fruit and ______.
A: Vegetables
Q: ______ leaders are priced below retail price to attract customers.
A: Loss
by quizbowlcrazy!!!! May 29, 2011
A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor, puppy love wanker!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by Atlatl September 14, 2006
a funny game. perfect for a saturday night. you just ask the other players what you want to know about them. ideally played in a cozy room with good music, lights and drinks. whoever is caught lying is caught lying.
"Lets play quiz diskothek!"
"How do you deal with haters?"
"What was the most painful thing that ever happened to you?"
"What do you love to do?"
"What are your guilty pleasures?"
"What makes you laugh real hard?"
"What is beauty to you?"
"Are you lost sometimes?"
"Do you fall asleep easily?"
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"How do you deal with haters?"
"What was the most painful thing that ever happened to you?"
"What do you love to do?"
"What are your guilty pleasures?"
"What makes you laugh real hard?"
"What is beauty to you?"
"Are you lost sometimes?"
"Do you fall asleep easily?"
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by Krkič February 16, 2019
by Cobainism follower March 7, 2023
"dude wheres alex? the bell rung"
"he's quiz bowlin' in his car."
"yo you wana go quiz bowlin' before class?"
"he's quiz bowlin' in his car."
"yo you wana go quiz bowlin' before class?"
by 420jambi July 14, 2009
by benji522 February 19, 2009