Nothing

What Atheists believe is the cause of the universe

'What is the cause of the Big Bang?'
'Nothing!'
'Ah, so the same thing I had for lunch today'

by NorwegianNorwayLover August 16, 2014

Nothing

Something non-existant.

The oppostite of something.

Nothing is inbetween the arrows > <.

by _____nothing__________________ June 17, 2009

Nothing

Absence of anything

You know nothing

by Truong An December 13, 2009

Nothing

Nothing means Something.
It could mean chen's mom.
It means chen's mom.
Therefore, nothing = chen's mom.

Mar1: hey, chen I had sex with nothing yesterday.

Chen: Cool, me too.

by AhmedElGhazou March 17, 2009

nothing

What happens when you tickle a DEAD girl's feet!!

I tickled the feet of a dead hot chic in hopes of resurrecting her, but since nothing happened (except that I got a hard-on), I went ahead with passionately kissing her, rubbing her crotch, and so on...

by Dead & ADEAD April 1, 2005

not for nothing

Phrase meaning "what I'm about to say is important." That is "I'm not saying this for my health"....

Generally said as "Not f'nuthin', but...."

NYC/East Coast slang of the caucasian working class (particularly Italians)...

"Not for nothing, but your mom has the best rack I've seen in years...."

by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

nothing

nothing is something.

there's something on that empty table -- nothing.

by bored_guy_number_2 October 7, 2006