a very sexy thang that is the hottest thing alive. :)
Looks sorta tanned and make u wanna lick him till he turns white.

Hes cute and nice, talks like a bunny, but damm he so sexy.
Hes happy like every day and the best person you have ever met.
ALSO VERY ABLICIOUS.
MAN 1: "oh DAANG DAAANG u see that hot guy ther"

MAN 2: "O ya.. hes just too hot man, a JOEY"

girl 1: "omg a bunch of pure bliss, goodness, shininess, and a hint of mexican all right there BABAY."

Man 1 and 2: "Yeh MAN!"
by getitupBABY December 8, 2010
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A baby kangaroo.

A sandwich.

An adorable guy i just met and hardly know.
Joeys can be found sleeping soundly in their mothers' pouch.

One part smile, 2 parts happiness.

Girl 1: Dude, i totally met this Joey the other day.
Girl 2: Yea! That adorable, intriguing guy.
by feirinnheit April 1, 2009
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A guy with a huge dick, usually out going and cool! Joey's are usually hillarious, and very good in bed. and wanted by all women and always dates very hot girls older then him!
all joeys
by kfjsklfhslkhslfhsfhsjfhsjf April 30, 2009
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A person or thing that is quite intelligent but is a complete smartass most of the time. Enjoys making fun of tools and can be a douchebag to people who are completely ignorant and stupid. Joey's are usually fun to talk to and can have vital information available about a vast amount of things. If you meet one, do not act retarded or you will lose self esteem.
Tonio: Wow your a hipocrate

Joey: Hyporcrite*
by NotTonio September 18, 2010
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A freakin bad wrestler that sucks but and is an ass
Joey ur bad lol mike is better than u
by Hejdifkdnendnf February 5, 2019
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A lying cheater who has never been faithful to anyone.
I wish he wasn't such a Joey.
by Eloteman January 7, 2018
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1) A "Joey" is the ultimate compliment. Someone you trust with your own Joey life. A true Joey, is the ultimate best friend. To reach absolute Joey status, you must prove your worthiness.

2) A term for excitment.

Antonym: Frankie. YOUR WORST ENIMIE. DO NOT TRUST THIS FRANKIE. IF ONE COME BY YOU, RUN DIRECTLY TO YOUR JOEY AND DO NOT LOOK BACK.
1) "Joeeeeey! How ya doin today, Joey?!"

"I love you, bestest joey!"

"Joe-fo-shoo."

"Numba 1 Joey!!"

2)"Joey!" Same as saying "Nice!"
by ItsKaters March 11, 2010
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