Germ squirts

A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.

I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .

by ItsJustThatOneChick February 3, 2018

worm with the germ

a not unwormlike penis infected with HIV

Watch out Geraldine, word is he's packin' a worm with the germ

by thebear69 July 27, 2010

Germ-Burger

Children

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.

by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023

germ frappe

noun.
The hot tub or whirlpool bath at any publicly used facility, hotel, gym, etc.

After dancing our asses off at the concert and drinking like fish for hours, we had no qualms about soaking in the germ frappe back the hotel.

by tweedogg July 1, 2009

Pet Germ

A person or companion who behaves in a questionable matter and enjoys eating rocks :)

Nathaniel is my pet germ :)

by I've been spotted hehe October 10, 2020

Germ-X

Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.

Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.

by B3URK March 24, 2011

cancer germs

a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.

from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer

#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d

by okelay May 26, 2006