Fruit Basket

A gay orgy.

Douche1: "Bro, last night's fruit basket rekt my asshole ."

Douche2: "Bro...You're welcome."

(High fives eachother)

by King Jack Off August 19, 2019

Fruit Basket

The act of pulling your pants down, tucking your penis and testicles between your legs and behind your buttocks, then bending down to touch your toes while showing your bundled gonads and ass crack. Looks simliar to a large eye, large forheaded, long nosed cartoon character.

Kevin is in the hospital...should we send him a fruit basket?

by Higgy October 6, 2004

Fruits Basket

The story of 16 year old Tohru Honda who lives by herself in a tent after her grandfather has to remodel. She runs into the Sohma family and she learn that the family is cursed! The family turns into animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex! Very original story by Natsuki Takaya-sensei and beloved anime/manga. I highly recommend this to any anime/manga fan!

Example 1:
You're an apple!

You're a banana!

You're an orange!

Watermelon!

Peach!

Honda-san, you're the riceball.

I waited patiently for them to call "riceball"..

But I never thought things through enough to know..

That there's no way a riceball can be in a Fruits Basket.

Example 2: The snow always melts

Example 3: Kyo: DAMN RAT! ><;

by LittleOnigiriTohru January 2, 2005

Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

Fruits basket

A touching story that will make you cry, laugh, and get angry. A manga that you can read over and over again without getting bored.

In my opinion, they should have done the entire manga for the fruits basket anime. The first 8 books isn't good enough (this sucks)
-_-

by You think I would really tell you? April 10, 2008

Fruit Basket

A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina; Also See Basket of Fruit)

Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!
Posterior Observer: Hey! A fruit basket!

by RRL October 11, 2005

fruit basket

a roach bowl; a bowl loaded in a piece of paraphernalia made from a mixture of the ends of blunts smoked previously; named for the multiple fruit flavors tasted from the different cigarillo types.

I smoked a huge fruit basket before work and I was high for hours from all that resin!

by callamity September 9, 2010