Frainslug's definitions

T & S

"Twist and Suck". When your sugar mama uses a twisting or corkscrew motion working the manpole while pleasuring you orally. Much better result than her just using the mouth, plus it gets all the "poison" out. The resulting effort should feel if your pecker is about to be pulled off at any moment and the hand print should remain for at least 3 hours after completion.

Dude#1: Hey, see that bartender babe over there?
Dude#2: Yea, what about her?
Dude#1: Go ask her for a T & S
Dude#2: A tea with sugar?
Dude#1: No ya moanbone, a twist and suck!

by frainslug February 3, 2006

sneaky big

To actually be larger than first thought or to have the ability to hide it well.

Employee #1 Damn, did you see that new HR girl?
Employee #2 Sure did! Saw her bent over the candy bowl, dominating it. She's sneaky big!!!
Employee #1 No way! She looks hot!
Employee #2 Look, there she is now, at the candy bowl again. Check out that backside.
Employee #1 Damn!!! Never noticed it before, she is sneaky big!!!
Employee #2 Id still hit it though!
Employee #1 Not if I was on it first!!!

by frainslug February 14, 2006

Chew Meat

The excess skin that hangs down from a "pooter". Extra big vagina lips.

"Damn girl, that chew meat is outta control"!!!

by Frainslug December 30, 2005

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

is that in U.S. dollars?

A question always asked by Canadians when given a price for something in the US. Especially asked before the exchange rate was better for them (2002 - 2005).

Salesman: I will sell you that new Mercedes AMG55 for $35,000

Canadian: Is that in U.S. Dollars?

Salesman: Of course it is pecker neck. If it was Canadian it would be like $6,000.

Canadian: Oh.

by Frainslug March 25, 2007

a Mallory

To suddenly disappear or not be at the appointed place at the appointed time.

Tony: "Hey, I'm ready to make this call guys."
Sean: "Who you making it with?"
Tony: "One of the engineers.....Hey, where the fuck did they go?" "I got six guys on the line here and he was just here 2 seconds ago."
Mark: "Looks like he did a Mallory on you."

by Frainslug March 23, 2007

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 5, 2005