To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
The act of taking a shit. Has nothing to do with the smell or amount and consistancy of the material you are moving. It's just crapping.
Donna asked Kathleen to cover the phones while she was burning a mule.
....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.
My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!
Any human being that is a female
Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy!
To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.
Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"
The excess skin that hangs down from a "pooter". Extra big vagina lips.
"Damn girl, that chew meat is outta control"!!!
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