bork

Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.

Bork bork bork.

by Tarrasque November 19, 2002

borked

Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."

This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.

by gfm November 18, 2004

bork

sound of le canine companion :)

Person: Who's a good :boy:?
Dog: BORK BORK

by BigPokemon October 29, 2020

bork

The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.

Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets

by kristyvictoria March 8, 2005

Borking

A meme way of saying "barking".

The term borking is usually used when a photo of a dog/doggo/pupper is shown.

The word borking comes from 'bork' which sometimes dogs are captioned saying 'bork'.

The word is mostly used on Tumblr where most of the weird memes are born.

*Picture Of A Dog*
Caption: Free, and ready to bork.

*Same Dog Now Shown In Cage*
Caption: In prison for borking.

by Purgaytory August 28, 2016

bork

to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.

You sure got borked on that deal.

by Paul M. Williamsen March 27, 2003

Bork

1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)

1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

by thewolvesarewatching October 27, 2008