Blob

B-basic
L-last
O-option

B-bae

I have to get a blob for this party because all the hot girls are rejecting me.

by Asjsjsj December 13, 2016

blobbed

From the verb: 'to blob.' It is the action of cancelling ones plans at the last minute, generally leaving the other people in the lurch.

Hey, Susan totally blobbed on our trip to the mall.

by hel hel August 17, 2010

A fat drunk obnoxious disgusting mooch who will eat anything as long as it's free.

Hey look dude, "Blob" just ate a bunch of frozen hotdogs, moldy bread and then puked on your new chair.

by Crapcake August 30, 2006

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

by Fard23 February 15, 2013

an X-Men villain...a gigantic moving fat guy with strange hair.

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by mr X March 27, 2005

verb. To cry, especially to cry uncontrollably.

When I heard that Robin Williams killed himself, I just started blobbing all over the place.

by orphantasy November 7, 2014