by dollclothes August 18, 2020
Did you see the size of that womans double chin.... it's so long that it looks like she's wearing a flesh bib.
by xCLMx June 1, 2010
A cloth worn beneath one's anus to prevent fecal matter from coming into contact with one's briefs or pants while defecating in public.
The nearest rest stop was 50 miles away. I had to shit on the side of the road. Luckily, I had my ass bib.
by CJAH April 21, 2004
by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006
Referred to as a homosexuals beard. The purpose of the beard, aka jiz bib, is to protect the man from ejaculate spilling on to his shirt during oral sex.
by VousCrew September 15, 2008
N. Small covering around the scrotum used to protect against splashback from wet farts. Usually a simple napkin, piece of toilet paper, or tissue. In some countries it is customary to have intricately designed, hand-woven, fart bibs that closely resemble a hacky sack, or footbag, cut open and stuffed full of man sack.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
Debbie: I am sexually aroused, may I proceed with fellation?
Gus: Why certainly, please provide me a few moments to comb my fake mustache and remove my fart bib.
Gus: Why certainly, please provide me a few moments to comb my fake mustache and remove my fart bib.
by aspacelot August 12, 2011
A cum bib is where you are in a missionary position and right before you blow your load you pull out and paint her from her chin down to her belly button. Works best with a large load.
Man its been a week since I got laid you should of seen it last night I gave this random chick a cum bib she will never forget.
by Disco1 February 22, 2008