3 definitions by aspacelot
The string of litigation between three or more people or companies resulting in a metaphorical "lawyer orgy" in which every combination of parties involved sue each other.
(See Apple v Microsoft, Google v Apple & Microsoft, Xeorox v Apple v Microsoft, Apple & Google v Microsoft, Microsoft & Google v Abe Vigoda, etc.)
(See Apple v Microsoft, Google v Apple & Microsoft, Xeorox v Apple v Microsoft, Apple & Google v Microsoft, Microsoft & Google v Abe Vigoda, etc.)
Handsome Dan: Apple and Microsoft buying those patents together was pretty weak, man.
Clean-socks Gary: I know, totally uncalled for. Now we just wait for the lorgy.
Handsome Dan: Fo'sheese lets mix some MD 20/20 with Snapple and drink it while we wait.
Clean-socks Gary: Aight.
Clean-socks Gary: I know, totally uncalled for. Now we just wait for the lorgy.
Handsome Dan: Fo'sheese lets mix some MD 20/20 with Snapple and drink it while we wait.
Clean-socks Gary: Aight.
by aspacelot August 3, 2011
N. Small covering around the scrotum used to protect against splashback from wet farts. Usually a simple napkin, piece of toilet paper, or tissue. In some countries it is customary to have intricately designed, hand-woven, fart bibs that closely resemble a hacky sack, or footbag, cut open and stuffed full of man sack.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
Debbie: I am sexually aroused, may I proceed with fellation?
Gus: Why certainly, please provide me a few moments to comb my fake mustache and remove my fart bib.
Gus: Why certainly, please provide me a few moments to comb my fake mustache and remove my fart bib.
by aspacelot August 12, 2011
When you go poop and wipe and stand up because you think you're done, but you realize you have one more poop left. You sit back down poop out one last turd and wipe and when you stand up you look in the bowl and second turd is resting on first wipes TP like a raft, and he's trying to float away.
I just had a wicked survivor poop and a dingle-berry fell off and plopped right next to it like Wilson!
by aspacelot September 10, 2010