The Sham is a short name of the dodgy area called Wyesham. Only people with massive balls walk round wyesham because if you step foot there you will be shanked by the weed smoking chavs from the sham You can find the sham’s chavs hanging around the local ‘McColl’s shop’. They stand outside threatening you to buy them some ciggies or they’ll “shank you up wasteman”. If I was you I’d say out of The Sham
Person A: “Have you ever been to Wyesham?”
Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”
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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*
Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”
Person B: “No I haven’t been to The Sham because I don’t want to be shanked.”
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Local Resident: *Walks into McColl’s shop in The Sham*
Sham Chav: “Oi wasteman! Buy me sum ciggies or I’ll shank you up fam!”
by Boris4Brexit69420 January 21, 2020
The prince of all bad-ass, geniuses. Also referred to as the Boss.
The guy all females want in their bedrooms. The guy that knows how to pleasure all parts of the woman's body. He is the ultimate athlete, sexy, good-looking, and intelligent above intelligence.
This guy makes rocket scientists piss their pants, with his above normal intelligence. Some theorize that he is part of the Illuminati.... or a different, gifted race on earth. At the same time, he is compared to Tupac, and other revolutionary figures. He is the definition of cool, and puts Thug-Wanna Be's in their place.
The guy all females want in their bedrooms. The guy that knows how to pleasure all parts of the woman's body. He is the ultimate athlete, sexy, good-looking, and intelligent above intelligence.
This guy makes rocket scientists piss their pants, with his above normal intelligence. Some theorize that he is part of the Illuminati.... or a different, gifted race on earth. At the same time, he is compared to Tupac, and other revolutionary figures. He is the definition of cool, and puts Thug-Wanna Be's in their place.
(John is walking down the street and a gang of hoodlums rush him)
John says: Back the f*ck up! I roll with the Sham Sham, he'll deal with yo bloodcats.
Suzy: Dam, that guy is so smart, sexy, and handsome. I want Sham Sham!
Ohh la la.
John says: Back the f*ck up! I roll with the Sham Sham, he'll deal with yo bloodcats.
Suzy: Dam, that guy is so smart, sexy, and handsome. I want Sham Sham!
Ohh la la.
by Dr. Kugnatica October 26, 2009
Ebonics slang. Though it doesn't have a literal meaning, it's usually just used to announce your presence.
Moe: SHAM SHAM!!
Me: Ah fuck, it's Moe. Man, Zac's such a pussy when he tries to flatter Moe and doesn't back me up when Moe puts me down.
Me: Ah fuck, it's Moe. Man, Zac's such a pussy when he tries to flatter Moe and doesn't back me up when Moe puts me down.
by DesPERRYado November 4, 2004
1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."
2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."
2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."
by phosphoresence May 19, 2009
Irish slag
A resident of Ballyshannon, County Donegal, Ireland.
Also, a word frequently used by residents of above town, usually meaning the same as American term "dude".
A resident of Ballyshannon, County Donegal, Ireland.
Also, a word frequently used by residents of above town, usually meaning the same as American term "dude".
by Shambert April 5, 2008
Originally used in the U.S. Army to describe the act of pretending to work in order to avoid actually working.
"Specialist Little is the Sham Master. He can take 3 hours to wipe his ass and look busy the whole time."
by W. A. Rice October 29, 2004
SH-A-MSS Shams means Sun in the Arabic language . Shams is loyal , friendly , energetic , smart , fun , encouraging , funny , bright and a great friend . She has a delightful personality , and a huge amount of friends ! She's more of an outsider , says whatever is on her mind . However if you stab her back or gossip about her , she will turn into satan himself ! Be careful . She has a confidant , strong and a trustable personality . And when she gets in trouble people will most likely believe her and will defend her . She gets into a lot of drama although she dislikes drama .
You should be more like Shams .
Don't you just love Shams's sense of humor ?
Shams really hates dramatic people !
Don't you just love Shams's sense of humor ?
Shams really hates dramatic people !
by Xvngle December 8, 2018