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Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj 

Jacob (normie): Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj!

Oliver: Said no one ever. She's a imbecile ass mumble rapper who tries to go against the Nicki Minaj, the Queen of rap. Nicki Minaj is also original and creative, as she's made multiple kinds of music. Cardi B only makes one. Saying Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj is just like saying Justin Bieber is better than Prince... get your facts straight, fool.
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hotter than blue blazes 

Hotter than blue blazes is a way for hillbilly to say it's hot outside
Ask Priscilla if it's hot out . She said its hotter than blue blazes out there.

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

Darker than Black 

A mature yet entertaining (and dark ) anime about people called "Contractors" that have to perform obsessive compulsive "payment" in order to use their super powers. It's set in an alternate universe where there are 2 places called "hells gate" and "heavens gate" which are supposedly the source of where the contractors come from and hold supernatural qualities. "Contractors" are people, hidden from the general public and considered highly dangerous to the government and "not human"(not displaying much human emotion and relying on logical thought) . While a small number of these contractors work for the government, most form underground society's or groups that work (or dispute) against each other. Also working with these contractors are Emotionless locators called "Dolls" that use certain elements as mediums to locate people or contractors.

The main character, Hei, is a contractor known as the Black Reaper. Although meddling in more trouble than most contractors could handle, is considered the most dangerous while only using his contracted powers for self defense and against mobsters and actual criminals. Though we do not know very much about the mysterious Hei, we do know that his sister, Bai, disappeared along with heavens gate several years ago. More episodes to come for this Epic anime...
Person1: What anime should i watch next? i just finished Death Note.
Me: Darker Than Black!! Its really Mysterious and Supernatural like Death Note but has a completely different storyline.

Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang

An alternative to saying "you're welcome" or "no problem."
"Hey man, thanks for helping me bury that body"
"Ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

Smarter than Bryce

A level of intelligence we all possess.
A: How smart are you?
B: Smarter than Bryce.
A: omg same lol