A ridiculously addictive drug. It is remarkable because it is the only drug that allows a person to get a high just from looking at it. It is also known to be one of the most visually appealing substances on the planet. It is viewable from all different angles, and debate continues on whether it is better to view TG from the back or from the front, because both offer quite a big high. TG is known to be available exclusively to men, but has been known to make excpetions when mixed with alcohol. Known side effects are being insanely happy, giddy, flustered, and in some cases an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. TG is selective as to who can use it, but rumor has it that when TG selects you, it is unlike any other feeling in the world. TG has been known to drive men crazy from the inevitable chase of it. There are different versions of TG, that slightly alter the effect. One version is not as powerful because it is covered with other materials, known commonly as the "clothed" version. The other version is raw, and commonly referred to the "naked" type. Most prefer the naked type, but TG is most commonly found "clothed". The amount of "clothing" on the TG affects how high the obersever gets. If "naked" TG is used and not just viewed, the high is unbelievable and unparalleled in this world. Users must beware that mixing TG with alcohol changes the behavior of TG, although some like the effects. Men should also beware that once viewing TG, all women lose their attractiveness from then on. Do not go near TG if you are married or dating, as it will make your partner seem repulsive.
"I can't get enough of TG, it is driving me crazy"
"TG is so incredible, I wish I could have more!"
"I have not had some TG in a long time, I need a fix!"
"I wish TG would select me, I could really use a pick-me up"

"I really love this naked TG more than the clothed version, its insane!"
by TGuser June 29, 2009
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short for TOO GOOD
also commonly seen as tgtgtg
i'm just tg!
omg that's tg!
it's not just good, it's TG!
by devil_eric January 14, 2009
I'm french.

TG = Ta Geule
Ta Geule = Shut Up
It's like FTG (Ferme Ta Geule): Shut the fuck up !
I'm sure of this !
a: blablabla flood !!!!
b: tg !
c: yeah man, ftg !
by *TZA March 22, 2006
Abbreviation for "Thank god"
I started my period today, tg! I was getting worried.
by kristobabe July 26, 2009
An abbreviation of True Gentlemen. Used when someone acts with gentlemanly conduct. Usually used when referring to a member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity who follow the True Gentleman creed written by John Walter Wayland. It is as follows:

The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.
Thanks for holding the door. That was very TG of you.

Channing Tatum is so Hot. I hope he's a TG
by tglover April 09, 2009
TG is a abbreviation for the band Throbbing Gristle, founders of industrial music. often used by rivetheads...
Have you ever heard the TG song "Zyklon-B Zombie"?
by Chaostrophy February 26, 2004
1. Totally Gayed.
- Something bad that would probably only happen to you.
2. Tourette's Guy
- Bad things always happen to the Tourette's Guy (pretty much the same thing as getting totally gayed)
"Yo, Pat i was driving and a spider web flewin through the window and hit me in the mouth. I got tg'ed man!"

"Yo Dan, I got tg'ed this morning when my Grandma tripped over my shoes and almost died. Uncle was pissed"
by Pat Devine May 19, 2007
Thanks I Guess. When you thank someone for giving you a compliment or comment on web boards or IM. Usually sarcastic. Or if you aren't sure if what they said was a compliment or not.
Jon: You are really good at this game. You must play it all day
Bob: TG

Chris: Haha look at your face in that pic!
Sara: TG
by Xavier Guidry April 17, 2008

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