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TG
A ridiculously addictive drug. It is remarkable because it is the only drug that allows a person to get a high just from looking at it. It is also known to be one of the most visually appealing substances on the planet. It is viewable from all different angles, and debate continues on whether it is better to view TG from the back or from the front, because both offer quite a big high. TG is known to be available exclusively to men, but has been known to make excpetions when mixed with alcohol. Known side effects are being insanely happy, giddy, flustered, and in some cases an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. TG is selective as to who can use it, but rumor has it that when TG selects you, it is unlike any other feeling in the world. TG has been known to drive men crazy from the inevitable chase of it. There are different versions of TG, that slightly alter the effect. One version is not as powerful because it is covered with other materials, known commonly as the "clothed" version. The other version is raw, and commonly referred to the "naked" type. Most prefer the naked type, but TG is most commonly found "clothed". The amount of "clothing" on the TG affects how high the obersever gets. If "naked" TG is used and not just viewed, the high is unbelievable and unparalleled in this world. Users must beware that mixing TG with alcohol changes the behavior of TG, although some like the effects. Men should also beware that once viewing TG, all women lose their attractiveness from then on. Do not go near TG if you are married or dating, as it will make your partner seem repulsive.
"I can't get enough of TG, it is driving me crazy"
"TG is so incredible, I wish I could have more!"
"I have not had some TG in a long time, I need a fix!"
"I wish TG would select me, I could really use a pick-me up"

"I really love this naked TG more than the clothed version, its insane!"
by TGuser June 29, 2009
 
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TG
An abbreviation of True Gentlemen. Used when someone acts with gentlemanly conduct. Usually used when referring to a member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon Fraternity who follow the True Gentleman creed written by John Walter Wayland. It is as follows:

The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe.
Thanks for holding the door. That was very TG of you.

Channing Tatum is so Hot. I hope he's a TG
by tglover April 09, 2009
 
2.
tg
short for TOO GOOD
also commonly seen as tgtgtg
i'm just tg!
omg that's tg!
it's not just good, it's TG!
by devil_eric January 14, 2009
 
3.
tg
Abbreviation for "Thank god"
I started my period today, tg! I was getting worried.
by kristobabe July 26, 2009
 
4.
tg
I'm french.

TG = Ta Geule
Ta Geule = Shut Up
It's like FTG (Ferme Ta Geule): Shut the fuck up !
I'm sure of this !
a: blablabla flood !!!!
b: tg !
c: yeah man, ftg !
by *TZA March 22, 2006
 
5.
TG
TG is a abbreviation for the band Throbbing Gristle, founders of industrial music. often used by rivetheads...
Have you ever heard the TG song "Zyklon-B Zombie"?
by Chaostrophy February 26, 2004
 
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TG
Short for Town Guard, which can be used for NKing. Used in Diablo II when someone waits directly outside town to kill you as soon as you come out, not giving you a chance to counterattack or defend yourself. Commonly used TG spells include: Lightning Sentry, Blizzard, Fist of the Heavens, Multiple Shot, and various Area of Effect abilities.
"watch out sorc tging w/ bliz"
by Shadowfyoory April 04, 2004
 
7.
TG
TeeGee, a noob from RuneScape Community, a Bagel.
TG is such a noob/bagel.
by tymiller January 15, 2005