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Textimate 

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
Textimate by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

Textgate 

Similar to “Watergate”. Insinuates a scandal caused by several people “conspiring” via text. Can also refer to items in a group text that initiated a conflict.
“You better not let anyone see that, or it will be Textgate 2018 all over again”.
Textgate by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Textricate 

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.
"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"
Textricate by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

textipated 

When you want to respond to a text message but you have no clue what to say.
Girl: Hey, why didn't you respond to my text yesterday?

Guy: Sorry, that message made me textipated.
textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014

textigation 

Looking at someone elses text with out permison. ex. you boyfriend or girlfriend.
I think she cheated on me so I had to do a textigation.
textigation by That b!tch October 16, 2008

Texticate 

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.
Texticate by Beauty22 February 24, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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