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Textimate 

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
Textimate by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009
Related Words

Textgate 

Similar to “Watergate”. Insinuates a scandal caused by several people “conspiring” via text. Can also refer to items in a group text that initiated a conflict.
You better not let anyone see that, or it will be Textgate 2018 all over again”.
Textgate by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Textricate 

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.
"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"
Textricate by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

textipated 

When you want to respond to a text message but you have no clue what to say.
Girl: Hey, why didn't you respond to my text yesterday?

Guy: Sorry, that message made me textipated.
textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014

textigation 

Looking at someone elses text with out permison. ex. you boyfriend or girlfriend.
I think she cheated on me so I had to do a textigation.
textigation by That b!tch October 16, 2008

Texticate 

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.
Texticate by Beauty22 February 24, 2010