some of them are really hilarious
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
(314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(609): RIP clitoris
(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"