textpot 

A textpot is someone who sends sexually explicit or provacative text messages or emails

Bob : Yo Jane ,wanna hook up 2nite?
Jane : 2nite I can't w8 2 69 w/you!!!
Bob : 2 good 2 b true, I'm there you textpot
Jane : c u @ 11, my place!!!

textpot by hipczech January 2, 2009

textposts 

Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.

I spent all night on Instagram last night, looking at Tumblr textposts.

textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014

Textoteric 

To text one person or a select few in a room full.

I sent him a textoteric message, asking what was his roommates name again while she was in the same room.

Textoteric by Stro June 15, 2008

Textopottumus 

Overweight person texting and sweating perfussly.

Look at that textopottumus over there. Ya, I heard one escaped from the food court earlier. LOL

Textopottumus by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

textpology 

An apology sent via text message.

Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing

After I blew up at my girlfriend, I sent her a textpology, she accepted it and now we aren't fighting

textpology by katiebuggers November 23, 2009

textnotized 

being stuck walking behind someone texting as they stop, slow down, speed up and weave their way down the hall making it almost impossible to get by them.

Did you see that guy walk into a glass door cuz he was textnotized?

textnotized by cparm66 August 31, 2011

Textpat 

The "Textpat" was coined by famous Expat in the Philippines YouTuber Sunshine Shoulders to describe a person who dreams of going to the Philippines but instead lives through videos about the Philippines and only has LDR's(Long distance relationships with a Filipina usually) and only texts them and sends them money inflating the dating market for the actual expat that travels to the Philippines. One Textpat according to sunshine shoulders has been in a 28 year long, long distance relationship.

Ray only texts his girlfriend and never visits her in the Philippines and never will, he is just a textpat.

Textpat by TwiggyTheLizard April 2, 2024