texting shit 

The act of talking shit about someone in a text.

Sheila: "That bitch is gonna get her ass beat!"
Shaniqua: "Why?"
Sheila: "She was texting shit about me behind my back!"

texting shit by ohxshitxitsxlindsey July 1, 2009

shit texting 

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

shit texting by jbuw April 25, 2008

Shit at texting back ites 

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites

No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

Shit at texting back ites by Alex Xela September 23, 2010

Shit testing 

After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea

Hang on a sec, I’m just shit testing that idea. Yup. Its terrible. That will end badly.

Shit testing by Lanusmanus October 12, 2019

textingship 

a textingship is like when you maintain a relationship like only through like texting nshit.

brosquito 1: hey did you hear about Casey?

brosquito 2: nah, what happened?

brosquito 1: he fucking got carpel tunnel from his textingship with that prude.

textingship by fuxbitches January 5, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004