texticals
texticals by Caleb the Textical Guru July 21, 2010
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texticals
The faux testicals of someone who acts tough over text messages, but is actually sweet as pie over the phone or in person. They say things they would NEVER say using their voice, but have no problem saying over text messages.
Via text
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Textical: "Dude you're a total bitch and you know that I could kick your ass any day of the week"
Guy: "Ooooh look at the texticals on you!"
Via phone
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Textical: "Dude, I really don't like the way you treated me the other day and I would appreciate it if you could stop"
Guy: "What happened to all that shit you were talking via text? Where are your texticals now?"
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Textical: "Dude you're a total bitch and you know that I could kick your ass any day of the week"
Guy: "Ooooh look at the texticals on you!"
Via phone
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Textical: "Dude, I really don't like the way you treated me the other day and I would appreciate it if you could stop"
Guy: "What happened to all that shit you were talking via text? Where are your texticals now?"
testicalls
Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"
While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"
While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006