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Texterate 

Texting between two people.
"I'll texterate you later, douchebag!"
Texterate by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Textecuted 

When a teenager's parents take away their phone or cut off texting as a cruel, cruel, cruel punishment.
Teenager 1: "Why didn't you text me yesterday?"

Teenager 2: "Sorry, my parents textecuted me."

Teenager 1: "...HA!"
Textecuted by Lazyfordays September 9, 2011

Law of Textivity

Rule whereby the time to reply to someone's text must be greater than or equal to the time it took for them to reply to your prior text.
John was doing great with that girl he met Friday night until he showed how eager he was by breaking the Law of Textivity. She took days to reply to his text and he writes back immediately. Amateur move.
Law of Textivity by NYobserver November 30, 2011

textcitement 

to show how excited you are by what someone had texted to you..using exclamation points and/or smiley faces
the hottest fucking girl texted me how much she wants me to fuck her,so i texted back "fuck yeah,bro!!!!" with textcitement

textcitement 

Quite literally, excitement so grand it can even be sensed through a text message.
Person 1: "We're gonna have a kickass time next weekend!"
Person 2: "Yeaaaaaaaaa!"
Person 1: "Dude, that was some intense textcitement."
textcitement by thatsmoothguy September 11, 2011
Textite : to use emoticons, punctuation and all capital letters when texting.
Are you mad at me? No, I WAS textited :)

He must love me, he was textiting me last night...?)
Textite by Guy Strunk September 8, 2014