techcheck 

when you check all your emails, facebook, twitter, texts etc first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

g'day love.. i'll make you a cuppa after my techcheck.

yea you start without me i'm just doing a techcheck.

during a movie dvd you get the thought of techcheck ! then you grab your laptop and make a start..whilst watching the movie.

techcheck by tiger roberts June 23, 2009

Textjeck 

Textjecking is where a group of girls from your school text each other the night before the next day and choose what thhey are all going to wear the next day so they all have basically the same outfit. But while they do this they put their phone on vibrate then shove it up their vagtastic voyage and wait for their friend to text back. Then they take it out text back then put it back in. Then REPEAT.

Girl 1: Hey what do you think we sould wear tomorrow?
(shoves it up her vag)

girl 2:(takes it out of her vag)I was thinking leggings with a pink thong and holister shirt. (put its it back in her vag)

girl 1: (takes it out of her vag again) that sounds sexy. i think that wud be cool. omg im soooooo textjecking right now lol. (once again shoves it up her vag)

Girl 2: (takes it out of her vag)ohkay then thats wat we're gonna wear then.
omg so am i just cummed lol. (puts it back in for more)

Textjeck by Russell Harmon February 14, 2009

Testicheck 

A last minute examination to see if you have the balls to do or say something that may have serious consequences.

Wil:"My wife will kill me if I come home drunk again!"
Jesse: "Dude! You better do a testicheck and remember who wears the pants!"

Testicheck by Amjo January 14, 2009

Textwreck

Your message was flawless… Until spellcheck turned it into a train wreck

my email response became a textwreck when spellcheck turned it into a train wreck

Textwreck by Tamkin cpa April 26, 2026