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Tetherballer 

A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.
"I heard that kid's a tetherballer. He lost one from a roman candle shot to the junk!"
Tetherballer by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009

Tetherball pole 

When a male has nuts so big they swing around the shaft of the penis.
Hey Lisa, wanna see my tetherball pole go all the way around?

Tetherball 

Noun:
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.

2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.

Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.
Noun:

1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.

2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."

Verb:

"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"
Tetherball by drotic October 7, 2009

russian tetherball 

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.
the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.

tetherballs 

when older men develop saggy balls.
"Wow George, Your tetherballs are hanging lower than ever!"
tetherballs by Sexappeal Leal August 22, 2007

Tetherballs 

Tetherballs: A sexual action between two opposing players consisting of a stationary penis and a testicle(s). The objective is to strike the testicle(s) (clockwise or counter clockwise) until the "ball(s)" winds all the way around the pole and comes to a complete stop.
Jesse: Hey Chris remember that hot hore from the gym? The one with the nice ass?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?