testickle
testickle by devil herder July 11, 2004
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testickle
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.
Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.
Bob: Sweet!
Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.
Bob: Sweet!
testickle by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011
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