The act of travelling back in time to molest oneself as a child. This activity raises several questions, is it masturbation since it is you? Is it pedophilia since it is a kid? And what's more pschologically damaging, being molested or growing up to realize it was you?
Marty got so wound up the other night talking about temporal pedabation,he got in the delorean and fucked himself in the ass after his 7th birthday.
by Tenbucktim December 14, 2010
A made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the passing of time. Mentioned in Freeform's "Stitchers"
by stitchmein April 15, 2016
1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.
For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.
2. Whatever went on with Red Foreman and that big ship in Star Trek: Voyager. Like, seriously, WTF? Temporal Shielding? And why could they live forever if they're protected from time. They'd age normally! Sorry, it's just the fact you could erase places from time looks cool, but is just not feasible.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.
For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.
2. Whatever went on with Red Foreman and that big ship in Star Trek: Voyager. Like, seriously, WTF? Temporal Shielding? And why could they live forever if they're protected from time. They'd age normally! Sorry, it's just the fact you could erase places from time looks cool, but is just not feasible.
"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
"If you're me, then-"
"1978"
"But when"
"Yesterday"
"How-"
"I'm you right?"
"Oh yeah....How many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm you, I'm not psychic....4"
"F%$#!"
"Really, now go on ahead through that door, and watch out for...Never mind"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
"If you're me, then-"
"1978"
"But when"
"Yesterday"
"How-"
"I'm you right?"
"Oh yeah....How many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm you, I'm not psychic....4"
"F%$#!"
"Really, now go on ahead through that door, and watch out for...Never mind"
"Huh?"
by Xel'Naga April 6, 2005
The self-centeredness or vanity of an individual expressing itself through dysphoria caused by the inability to pause, rewind, or fast-forward stimuli or events occurring around him or her in the same way he or she can pause a TiVo or other media device.
(as described on CNet podcast 591)
(as described on CNet podcast 591)
-Temporal narcissism is often seen when people regrettably remember that they can't rewind the movie they're watching at the movie theater when they couldn't make out what was said.
-Example of temporal narcissism: Driving home from work today, I got really indignant after remembering I couldn't pause the radio while I ordered dinner at the drive-through window.
-Example of temporal narcissism: Driving home from work today, I got really indignant after remembering I couldn't pause the radio while I ordered dinner at the drive-through window.
by cdova October 28, 2007
A COVID pandemic isolation effect that warps time and space into an unrecognizable, unpredictable and often unwanted distortion of prior reality.
Hey, wanna go to the movies tonite?
Ha! Funny.
Seriously, and after we can go to the club for a few drinks. I think there's a live band playing.
OK, calm down. You've got temporal irrelevancy. Just sit down. I'm gonna call the doctor...
Ha! Funny.
Seriously, and after we can go to the club for a few drinks. I think there's a live band playing.
OK, calm down. You've got temporal irrelevancy. Just sit down. I'm gonna call the doctor...
by YAWA March 17, 2021
A penis that exists and enters the space-time continuum at set intervals. Viewed as a god by certain cults, who often give it blood sacrifices on the spot during its arrival.
by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022
The naïve feeling of superiority of living right now - thinking people in the past were blind to 'obvious' things.
'Jeez, how could they be so blind about that guy Adolf? It was obvious he was evil. I can't even imagine how stupid people were back then, to even vote for him...'
'I think you are suffering from a bit of temporal tribalism there Mark.'
'I think you are suffering from a bit of temporal tribalism there Mark.'
by hallman.eth December 18, 2021