The source which a slow but effective process if emmited out of. It is a method of hypnotizing young teens, but not all, so which the government can fool most into thinking that there really is such thing as freedom. They'll come to get me now that their plot is out...but you must know! The truth is out there...their always watching...always...I have to go into hiding now...but beware! It's all a conspiracy!
Beware the television...
by MizJackson4Real March 06, 2003
The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.
Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
by Who, me? August 18, 2003
Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.
I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.
by Matt March 14, 2005
The electronic form of the plague.
I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.
by Mike Bendixson December 05, 2005
The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.
Long live the new flesh!
by Dr. Brian O'Blivion May 06, 2004
The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv
if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight
by Biddy March 06, 2005