teleslam 

The process of simultaneously telecommunicating and slamming, defined as defecating, at the same time.

Nick: Hey Gina, do you ever teleslam?
Gina: Yeah, I do it all the time.
Everyone in the room: Ohhhhhhhhhh...
Gina: What? I do.
Awkward Silence*

teleslam by Tyler McCreless September 20, 2009

Telescammer 

A telescammer is someone who will call you constantly, claiming to be from big companies (such as the Microsoft, tax office, your ISP or bank, etc) in the hopes of tricking you into divulging your personal details such as bank numbers, social security numbers or tax file numbers - which they will often use to steal money or set up accounts in your name. Many of these telescammers run out of Indian call centres.

"Ugh I am so sick of these telescammers, calling daily and saying they are from Microsoft and want to fix my PC".

Telescammer by Nosimp September 15, 2018

telespammer 

Someone who repeatedly calls and leaves dozens of ridiculously short messages about unimportant things such as what they ate for lunch, where they are, etc.

Matthew is such a telespammer, he called me four times from the football game last night to tell me what he was doing.

telespammer by Lukie In The Sky October 25, 2009

Telescamgelist 

A more descriptive word for Televangelist.

That sleazy Telescamgelist Joel Osteen told his flock of sheeple that God said he needed a new private airplane, so they all obliged.

Telescamgelist by Chimpeachment December 23, 2020