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The process of simultaneously telecommunicating and slamming, defined as defecating, at the same time.
Nick: Hey Gina, do you ever teleslam?
Gina: Yeah, I do it all the time.
Everyone in the room: Ohhhhhhhhhh...
Gina: What? I do.
Awkward Silence*
by Tyler McCreless September 19, 2009
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