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Telerico 

A sex act where, during doggy, the male pulls out, dabs, then proceed to put it in her ass and pretend it’s an accident before continuing to hit it raw
Person 1: “Yooo did you take Bridget home last night?”

Person 2: “Yeah boy I even hit her with the Telerico!”
Telerico by Blickstiffy February 23, 2023

Telepituary 

A synthesized form of the words "television," "epitaph," and "obituary,"; a visual prompt containing information about deceased person(s), usually displayed on a T.V. or similar device.
The telepituary displayed a photograph of John McCain, accompanied by his birth and death date in addition to general information about his life.
Telepituary by ReverendMetcalf October 11, 2018

Telepimping 

To use a telephone to contact numerous women in a short period of time, more specifically with text messages.
I just got an iPhone, this will take my telepimping game to the next level!

Coined by Tom Breinig
Telepimping by spider128 April 13, 2009

telepiphany

A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.
Waiting on a phone tree, I was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of Pachelbel's Canon - and I had a Telepiphany: "Lessons come in many forms, Grasshopper. This ancient music bears the patina of time - be patient with your ISP, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support."

telespice 

Sending racy or spicy photos and nudes via text, email, video chat, or other means of telecommunication. A more subtle way of saying: Send Nudes!
Wouldn’t you rather see my tan lines in person? Telespice is always welcome!
telespice by Lottateeth June 7, 2022

Telediction 

Dan Hodsdon watches TV all friggin day. That retard has telediction.
Telediction by P Shay October 1, 2008