A sex act where, during doggy, the male pulls out, dabs, then proceed to put it in her ass and pretend it’s an accident before continuing to hit it raw
Person 1: “Yooo did you take Bridget home last night?”
A synthesized form of the words "television," "epitaph," and "obituary,"; a visual prompt containing information about deceased person(s), usually displayed on a T.V. or similar device.
The telepituary displayed a photograph of John McCain, accompanied by his birth and death date in addition to general information about his life.
A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.
Waiting on a phone tree, I was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of Pachelbel's Canon - and I had a Telepiphany: "Lessons come in many forms, Grasshopper. This ancient music bears the patina of time - be patient with your ISP, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support."