teledrink

The act of conducting a telephone conversation with the sole intent to get drunk with a friend. This may or may not include comparison televiewing.

Rick: "What are you up to tonight?"
Dave: "meh."
Rick: "Teledrink?"
Dave: "Free nights start at 9."
Rick: "I'll conference Matt in."
Dave: "cool."

teledrink by dave atoz June 27, 2007

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Teledrinking

The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.

Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."

Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."

Teledrinking by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010

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teletinkle

(tel-ee-ting-kuhl) n. The sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call. A cell phone's ringtone.

"Hey man, Did you download that sweet new Green Day teletinkle ?"
"nah, not yet"

I didn't like the teletinkles my phone came with so I downloaded some new ones.

teletinkle by The Shizphactory February 29, 2008

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Textdrinking

Verb. 1. To text friends and family while you are drinking.

2. Texting people while you drinbk alone so you don't feel lonely. Could be in text form or even pictures.

#1My brother was textdrinking me last night.
#2 My buddy Rick and I were textdrinking for 6 hours last saturday. He had 12 beers and I only had 10. I sent him a pic of my first 3 beers.

Textdrinking by Krazy K Mooghasi June 10, 2009