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Crustinator 

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.
Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!
Crustinator by =-O November 6, 2018
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Crushinator

shoving your palms in a females vaginal cavity and ripping it apart. Once this feat is accomplished, you motorboat whatever is left of that beefcake!
Phil: "So how did u like the Crushinator I gave you last night?"

Martha: "It was pleasurable but my pussy is ripped to shreads!"
Crushinator by Zerox 2022 April 19, 2010

careshanators 

Iconic gc on twitter that ended Megan Thee Tr@nny and Stalliminaj
Careshanators high council is the second best gc behind the mosthated gc.
careshanators by Tonidancemonkey November 12, 2020
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026