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Tejuism is a religion where the god TEJU (also known as TEJA). People of this religion pray to the almighty teju, anybody in other religions is in tejuism, all religion tie up to tejuism the supreme religion of the supreme god, it currently a booming religion with an amazing growth rate, the largest in the world, GOD is among you, in the form of TEJA
Oh almighty teju u are the greatest, go Tejuism, all hail TEJU.
Tejuism by GOD AM I October 18, 2009
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Tejuism (also known as Tejaism) is a new religion created for who-knows-whatever-reason(s). The one behind it all, claiming to be God, is actually a mortal among us, though whether he is capable of becoming God or not, we will never know. Likewise, the characteristics of Tejuism are unknown to the public; no one truly knows what Tejuians do and how to become one.
Person #1: Join Tejuism.

Person #2:
- NOOOOOOOOOOO :(
or
- huh?
Tejuism by thetruthhurtsIknow October 20, 2009
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When someone doesn't understand a joke, or makes overly obvious or stupid remarks.
A: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
B: What if there is a question mark after Sex?
C: Classic Tejism

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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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