tehturtle

A user on iFunny who makes original gifs and who has a couple features. Kinda weird name though

"Hey man, did you see TehTurtle's new feature?"
"Yeah man! It was horrible!"

tehturtle by Tehturtle November 19, 2013

Treeturtle 

A distinct and rare turtle from South America that resides in trees. It is known for its four foot tongue with which it snatches lemurs from neighboring trees. Like a flying squirrel, these turtles have flaps of skin between their legs with let them "glide" from tree to tree. They are now considered endangered

Bill's life felt complete after seeing the ultra rare Treeturtle.

Treeturtle by joopfoop September 29, 2009

textureless odorless radio waves 

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.

Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!

textureless odorless radio waves by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

TheTurtleDuckMan 

best youtuber ever, makes my day every time he uploads

“have you seen the new TheTurtleDuckMan video, it’s awesome!”

TheTurtleDuckMan by theimposter46 December 19, 2020

TheTurtleMelon

british idiot

did you watch TheTurtleMelon yesterday?
No, that dude sucks lmao

TheTurtleMelon by TheRealToastLol June 4, 2021

thurtle

A person who always gets third place but there's three people participating

"Dude,you were so thurtle last Wednesday at the track meet!"

"Shut up bro,isn't that the first time you didn't place last?"

"No,but it was probably a normal Wednesday for you!"

"Anyway,thurtle isn't even a word that exists!"
"You winning a race isn't even a thing that exists."

thurtle by chocha65.34 March 19, 2019

.tturtlemelio 

That one tiktok Charli fp that knows how to edit but never posts edit bc she thinks she’s bad at it

Person 1: hey have u heard about .tturtlemelio

Person2: ofc I wish they posted more edits

.tturtlemelio by Sbbdbdhhdbd August 31, 2021