To have issues, one who has issues. Accompanied by a hand movement -'issUEZ'.
Also, my psychotic cat.
Eleanor: Rosalie, why did your cat just jump on my face?
Rosalie: Oh, sorry. She's kinda teh issuez cat.

Emma: The Ketchup Kid was even angstier than usual yesterday...
Rosalie: God, he is SUCH an issuez cat!

by 4*0$@l13 March 3, 2008
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