dick or teet

This is what you say when you go to a hermaphrodites house on halloween. Ultimately you give the hermaphrodite one of two options of what she wants sucked.

You: *ding dong*
Herm: *opens door*
You: Dick or teet!?
Herm: What!? ... ... dick, please.
You: all right! *joy motion*

by Captain Explode October 20, 2006

suckle the teet

Eating an entire meal's worth of samples at Harris Teeter

"I'm so broke I can't afford groceries," "Why don't you go suckle the Teet?"

by DivinePoptart September 9, 2009

Yam teets

Specifically long skinny dangling breasts that have had the perky youth sucked out of them as well as not likely ever been cupped by a bra nor ever been surgically enhanced.

He had penchant for yam teets due to the fact that in his youth the only naked pictures he had access to were in National Geographic.

by Carranca March 5, 2011

Greg Teets

An all powerful person who can defeat Thanos easily with one leg. He died for our sins. Follow him @Greg_Teets_fanpage_thickstack on instagram please

Greg Teets saved the day without effort

by Swiss Boy123 February 4, 2019

Russian Teet

2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka

Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.

by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017

Mother’s Teet

3 or more people with heightened levels of self loathing each pour a Four Loko into a vessel, ideally a bucket, upon which time each individual uses a bendy straw to collectively chug the contents in as little time as possible

Last weekend we got together and did Mother’s Teet in the backyard

by King Neb December 15, 2018

2 Teet'

3 homies who live according to the elements of the Teet code, 'B be B'.

If you can't live without your wife, you can't live the 2 Teet' life!

by King February 4, 2005