On July 18, 1969 after a party on Chappaquiddick Island Ted Kennedy's car ended up in the bottom of a lake with a woman in it. This has not hindered his political career very much. He tried to run for President but that wasn't working out. Instead he is a leader of the Democratic Party and runs Massachusettes (senator) for the people therea are entranced with the Kennedy name and are very stupid.

According to Kennedy, he made a wrong turn onto an unlit road that led to a bridge and drove over its side. The car landed upside down under the water. He also claims he was sober. He claims he tried to save her. He claims his cousin tried to help him save her because he went all the way back to the party aferward and then they gave up and he swam a ways so that he could get to his hotel.

Kennedy discussed the accident with several people, including his lawyer, but never went to the police.

Kennedy ended up pleading guilty to leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury and that's all. He got out of serving two months in jail for it, most likely due to his "family" connections. Many say that he got away with murder and has served several terms as Senator of Massachusettes because liberals are soft minded as well as soft hearted.

Mary Jo Kopechne (the woman in the car) had not drowned. Evidence indicated that she suffocated in an air pocket within the car despite Kennedy's alleged repeated attempts to get her out of the car even though he had gotten out of the car. (I personally want to know how there was so much air for her if he had gotten out of the car)

Many details and investigations around the incident suggest that he had reason to kill Mary Jo - none can be proven for Mary Jo is dead.

Most evidence indicates that the man is a murderer and a liar and a complete waste.
Ted Kennedy; See MURDERER

Planned out and executed the plan to murder (kill, terminate, end the life of) a woman.

Drinks in crazy measurements; see Alcoholic or Irishman; see also Liver disfunction.

Democrat; See also mentally challenged, retarded, and socialist.

The most pickled-liver of the Kennedy family, he is the brother of assassinated President John F. Kennedy.

The Kennedy Family; see American Royalty; see Organized Crime; see Prohibition Alcohol Running.

by the Jennifer February 21, 2006
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Possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away.
Never get in a car with Ted Kennedy.
by sjinb3 July 03, 2004
Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.

See also Lemming
Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.
by the waffletoday July 04, 2004
"The Swimmer" a man who got away with murder.
My gun has killed less people then TED KENNEDY'S car.
by but sex master June 25, 2004
A bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality.
Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.
by secondarymotion May 31, 2007
Huge elitist, Masshole in the US Senate. When it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against Mitt Romney the Clinton supported him. To repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob Barack Obama. Not a big surprise since he has a history of screwing up Democratic elections. In 1980 he challenged Jimmy Carter and was even less coherent in his vision. What he did accomplish was weakening Carter even further and assuring greater Republican success.

In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.

"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."

Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.

On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”
You don't need guns. Just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like Ted Kennedy.

In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."

I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.
by Eldridge Cleaver March 18, 2008
A term used to describe the act of dunking someones head underwater.
The bully was doing a Ted Kennedy on a smaller kid in the swimming pool then the lifegurd yelled out to stop it or else.
by Chappaquiddick Hotel December 05, 2003
The Reason Massachusetts should not get a Senator.
Wow Ted Kennedy is an murdering drunk retard whos not as good looking as JFK.
by The Cynic August 14, 2004
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