The senator of Massachusetts. He is a worthless $hitbag who doesn't deserve to clean bathrooms at McFaty's, but still goes there to eat every day for 4 of his meals(He goes to Cholesterol King for his other 3). He hates Bush because he's jealous that people don't hate him as much. He's worse then John Kerry. His father was involved in international crime and his brother(not John) was a womanizer. And you just thought it couldn't get any worse? He also muderred his wife while he was drunk, but nobody pressed charges. And finally, to top it all off, THIS ASSHOLE JUST WON'T DIE! You can put a bullet through his skull and he still is going to live to torture the city of Boston.
Ted Kennedy.see also: Drunk, McFaty's,Liberal, Boston, shitbag.
by Hell Yeah I'm American! July 13, 2005
A liberal who learned to his chagrin nearly 40 years ago that the 1968 Oldsmobile was, unfortunately, not an amphibious vehicle.
Ted Kennedy has the intellectual capacity of a dirt clod.
by Mathias Fartnokker August 11, 2006
To act in a manner that resembles the ferocity that the late great U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy had in his lifetime of public service to the American people.
''I just got elected Arts and Science Senator.''

''For real dude. You better Ted Kennedy that shit. Make us proud.''

''You bet.''
by Politicker August 25, 2009
A limp-wristed liberal mush wimp who knows what is best for you and me. He knows we should have our guns taken away, so only crips will have guns. Then we will have no way to defend ourselves from crips or liberals.

He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
If I paid as little income tax as Senaturd Ted Kennedy, I would have enough money to live on.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
On July 18, 1969 after a party on Chappaquiddick Island Ted Kennedy's car ended up in the bottom of a lake with a woman in it. This has not hindered his political career very much. He tried to run for President but that wasn't working out. Instead he is a leader of the Democratic Party and runs Massachusettes (senator) for the people therea are entranced with the Kennedy name and are very stupid.

According to Kennedy, he made a wrong turn onto an unlit road that led to a bridge and drove over its side. The car landed upside down under the water. He also claims he was sober. He claims he tried to save her. He claims his cousin tried to help him save her because he went all the way back to the party aferward and then they gave up and he swam a ways so that he could get to his hotel.

Kennedy discussed the accident with several people, including his lawyer, but never went to the police.

Kennedy ended up pleading guilty to leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury and that's all. He got out of serving two months in jail for it, most likely due to his "family" connections. Many say that he got away with murder and has served several terms as Senator of Massachusettes because liberals are soft minded as well as soft hearted.

Mary Jo Kopechne (the woman in the car) had not drowned. Evidence indicated that she suffocated in an air pocket within the car despite Kennedy's alleged repeated attempts to get her out of the car even though he had gotten out of the car. (I personally want to know how there was so much air for her if he had gotten out of the car)

Many details and investigations around the incident suggest that he had reason to kill Mary Jo - none can be proven for Mary Jo is dead.

Most evidence indicates that the man is a murderer and a liar and a complete waste.
Ted Kennedy; See MURDERER

Planned out and executed the plan to murder (kill, terminate, end the life of) a woman.

Drinks in crazy measurements; see Alcoholic or Irishman; see also Liver disfunction.

Democrat; See also mentally challenged, retarded, and socialist.

The most pickled-liver of the Kennedy family, he is the brother of assassinated President John F. Kennedy.

The Kennedy Family; see American Royalty; see Organized Crime; see Prohibition Alcohol Running.

by the Jennifer February 21, 2006
A person, one who makes mistakes. People in this world have got to have more sympathy for others. Kennedy's life sucks, people don't become alcoholics for the fun of it. He has had a real hard life, one that I wouldn't be able to handle. I respect him merely for being alive, I probably wouldn't be able to handle all the shit he's been through. He's a smart guy who knows his stuff who's passionate about what he does. He has made mistakes, everyone has. I refuse to see how some people can scream to high hell about Kennedy "murdering" his secretary, when the current president of the United States has murdered thousands. But no one is calling *him* a murderer, now, are they?

People have to stop being so self-righteous and just taking people in at face-value. Whether you agree with his politics or not, Kennedy is a smart man, and a good person. Honestly, if a person who can live the life he was forced to live, you have to give him at least a minimal amount of respect, even if you are an unforgiving, holier than thou asshole who thinks they know everything.
I blueberries. I'll bet Ted Kennedy eats blueberries. Please, Kennedy, don't eat me.
by KangaRanga January 14, 2006
The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.
Out of the three Kennedy brothers, Ted is the one who should of got whacked; stupid fuck.
by Papa Smurf July 08, 2005

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