The act of answering a phone call from either; your parents, your boss, or a member of congress, while receiving oral sex.
Maira: "So last night this guy was eating me out and my mom called"
Beth: "So what did you do?"
Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"
Beth: "So what did you do?"
Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"
by cyadolly September 22, 2010
To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.
The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.
by vududady August 18, 2016
Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."
by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019
When a person that has crucial information that can incriminate the Clintons is murdered and arranged in such a way that makes it look as if they commited suicide.
by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 19, 2021
a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority
I have a clintonizer for a boss.
by kbabe87 September 10, 2008
The act of suicide in a confusing and improbable manner. ie. Shooting oneself twice in the back of the head.
by Matish May 5, 2021